Credits:
Gretchen Walker: vocals on “Burgermeister,” “Hot Dog,” “Boom Boom Kitty Kat,” and “Engoy a Hot Coffe”
Leo Thomas: rhythm kazoo, vocals on “Rock the Robot” and “Boom Boom Kitty Kat”
Janaiah: vocals on “His Name is Enzo”
DinoMight: vocals on “His Name is Enzo” and “Engoy a Hot Coffe”
Pix: all guitars, lead kazoo, kit and electronic drums, vocals on “Rock the Robot,” synths and programming
The Hedge Hog Choir (Lana Duca, Jay Kramer, Theresa Faulkner, Leo Thomas): vocals on “Engoy a Hot Coffe”
Engineered, mixed, and mastered by Pix
Produced by Pix
Artwork by Leo Thomas
© and ℗ 2020 Chaka Pix LLC
Lyrics
Burgermeister
He got on a Jet Blue flight from New York
He flew all alone
A cold, cold winter night on his own
Oh, he was so alone
Smoking a cigarette in the snow
Wrapped in a blanket, nowhere to go
There’s only one thing, one thing on his mind
When he’s all alone
Martin, needs a burger
Any time that you want, you can have it your way
I said, Martin, needs a burger
Any time that you want, you can have it your way
He’s lovin’ it
He caught a redeye to SFO, with Chris in tow
Seein’ some old friends, good for the soul
Lots of places to go…
He called his friend Mike up on the phone
“Where’s Burgermeister, I need to know”
But there’s only one thing that we all know
Yeah we all know…
Martin, needs a burger
Any time that you want, you can have it your way
I said, Martin, needs a burger
With some fries, onion rings, and even a fish fillet
Martin, needs a burger
Any time that you want, you can have it your way
I said, Martin, needs a burger
If you’re treating Chris right, you can get it tonight
You’re lovin’ it
Oh, I love it, do you love it?
You know you’re lovin’ it
You’re lovin’ it-I love it!
Martin, needs a burger
Any time that you want, you can have it your way
I said, Martin, needs a burger
With some fries, onion rings, and even a fish fillet
Martin, needs a burger
Any time that you want, you can have it your way
I said, Martin, needs a burger
If you’re treating Chris right, you can get it tonight
You’re lovin’ it
Music by Pix; Lyrics by Pix and Gretchen Walker
His Name is Enzo
His Name is Enzo
No, no, not Lorenzo
You know he’s rollin’ up in the ‘hood in his Ben-zo
He get dat money in his pocket, he like to spen-zo
And then he’s lookin’ at all y’all people through his len-zo
And then he says “Freddy’s callin’, and I’m Minecraft ballin’
But the Roblox is a stallin’ on me”
Oh no, gotta go
His Name is Enzo
No, no, it ain’t “Elmo”
He got a twin sis, they go by Vien-zo
He came to Cali by way of Colorado
He’s a genuine Fortnite desparado
And then he says “Foxie’s runnin’, Season 3 is comin’
And the Element is droppin on ya”
Oh no, gotta go
And then he says “Freddy’s callin’, and I’m Minecraft ballin’
But the Roblox is a stallin’ on me”
Oh no, gotta go
Gronk!
Cronk
You say dis white rasta man can’t rock the microphone?
So I droppin dis bomb on your head like a drone
You take de land from de man, de marrow from the bone
Go squeeze your juice from de mango, and not from de stone
Oppressed and suppressed in dis reality
Your third eye leading the way to your destiny
Love is a cure for inequality
Sometime you got to have de blindsight to see
And now you better use your blindsight to see
Music by Pix; Lyrics by Pix and Leo Thomas
Hot Dog
Welcome to Wienerschnitzel
Please, approach the counter in…
5…4…3…2…1
H-O-T-D-O-G
H-O-T-D-O-G
Any way you spell it, baby, give it to me
Bratwurst, knockwurst
Face down, ass first
H-O-T-D-O-G
Don’t be embarrassed, don’t take it too hard
Yo, I be lovin’ hot dogs with that extra remoulade
Put my hot dog in your bun, it’s time to have some fun
Put my hot dog in your bun, it’s time to make you come
Now don’t hide your habit cuz. baby, I got to have it
Mettwurst, bockwurst, summer sausage too
Let’s spread your buns Martin, I’ll provide the goo
Put my hot dog in your bun, it’s time to have some fun
Put my hot dog in your bun, it’s time to make you come
Ketchup, mustard, relish galore
Bend me over baby because I’m your hot dog whore
Lovin’ that beef as much as any fella
When Morton spreads his buns he likes a freaky mortadella
Music by Pix; Lyrics by Gretchen Walker
Rock the Robot
Boom Boom Kitty Kat
Engoy a Hot Coffe
Man-Ga
If you’re hungry for something out of the ordinary, then give Duwang Gang’s “Man-Ga” a spin. We promise, it won’t take long. And how could you pass up a wild ride that takes you through a buffet of robots, burgers, various domesticated animals, sausages of all shapes and sizes, and a latte-lovin’ pirate? Go ahead, you know you can’t resist.
